Colney Heath 1-2 London Lions; or the Art of Being a Sore Loser

When it comes to cup finals, you don't really expect one to take place in the arse end of Hemel Hempstead, situated in a ground that essentially doubles up as a car park. Then again, who wants the expected? In light of pandemic related disruption, a whole host of non-league clubs have effectively had their seasons cut short once again. The stress of starting two unfinished seasons loomed large for so many unfortunate clubs, eleven of whom decided to take matters into their own hands. Those in the Spartans South Midlands League opted to start a cup competition: the Gladwish SSML Spring Cup 2021. A group of six and a group of five contested the first round, with two winners from each group progressing to the semis. From there, things are pretty self-explanatory. Aylesbury Vale Dynamos were well beaten by London Lions 4-0, whereas Colney Heath saw off Shefford Town & Campton 2-0 to reach the final. The SSML Gladwish SSML Spring Cup may not have been top of anyone's list at the...